Trying my best

weirdmageddon:

that YO THATS MICHAEL JACKSON !! HEE HEE hee hEE ᴴᴱᴱ ᴴᴱᴱ OHMʸᴳᴼᴼᴼᴰᴰ video is one of the funniest things ive seen

the way this guy just. stops..lmfao

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business-pug:

dogin8:

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tchaikovskaya:

She gone girled irl

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gabrielgirl:

boobachu:

gabrielgirl:

she wears sneet snerts was clearly about cutting your arms off to become Rayman

this is literally the only funny comment on this entire post because it is so incomprehensible. thank you

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himeno-ran:

there is a demon in your house named CARBON MONOXIDE. he enchants your mind with confusion and your body with exhaustion. you need to call a powerful exorcist named HVAC TECHNICIAN

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knowyournewmeme:

You: *panicking, running for your life through my labyrinth space station*

Me, over intercoms: You have terf bangs

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wuuruvu:

famousprophet:

famousprophet:

I got so stoned last night i visualized myself enjoying a huge bowl of mac and cheese so vividly that i forgot to eat dinner bc i thought i already ate

it was exactly like this

oh, burger tulpa?

here it is

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museofvoid:

i think men are too emotional to own websites

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rangerpanties:

rangerpanties:

i still think my YOUR FRONTMAN(?) LOOKS GNC AF t shirt is one of my most shining achievements in life

created in march 2021 managed to arrive on the 22nd in a both hilarious and tragic turn of fate parentheses question mark added posthumously with sharpie before i wore it to mcr raleigh. she’s my everything

lovestory:

THIS IS SODNFJSKNJKSNFKS

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nato-proxy-war-enjoyer:

crazy-brazilian:

Teachers when a child shows a single ounce of individuality or creativity:

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femmeconomics:

thinking about Her*

(*the Hunger section of The Beauty Myth by Naomi Wolf)

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greelin:

greelin:

can you come collect your freak of a man please. He’s doing things

everyone else out. No one else tag this post. this is the only one.

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